Sunday, March 27, 2005
Wow, it's been a while, hasn't it?
I've been gone for a while - haven't blogged in over two months. I'd like to tell you that I was kidnapped by aliens and taken to an alternate world where I was mated with a porn star in a misguided attempt to populate their world (ala Billy Pilgrim). I'd like to tell you that I've spent the last sixty days in rehab, since that's such the chic and trendy thing to do (dry out and cash in selling your story to the National Enquirer, next to the "Couple says they'll keep their three headed baby" headline).
Perhaps I was wrongly imprisoned in a Mexican jail (really officer, I didn't know that was illegal). Perhaps my occasional anger management issues got the better of me (sure, your honor, I kicked the crap out of him, but he had it coming - really).
Or perhaps I've temporarily run out of things to talk about.
Sadly, that is indeed the case. Kinda hard to come up with fresh fodder in the off season, when week days last fourteen hours between commuting and work. How many times can I bitch about how bad drivers are getting, or about how much a 110 mile per day commute sucks? We all have our crosses to bear.
Anyway, it's a dry spell. So what's new with you?
Perhaps I was wrongly imprisoned in a Mexican jail (really officer, I didn't know that was illegal). Perhaps my occasional anger management issues got the better of me (sure, your honor, I kicked the crap out of him, but he had it coming - really).
Or perhaps I've temporarily run out of things to talk about.
Sadly, that is indeed the case. Kinda hard to come up with fresh fodder in the off season, when week days last fourteen hours between commuting and work. How many times can I bitch about how bad drivers are getting, or about how much a 110 mile per day commute sucks? We all have our crosses to bear.
Anyway, it's a dry spell. So what's new with you?
// posted by John Patmos @ 2:39 PM 
